How's this look, Hunter?

**Alexander Melchiott** Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:06 am

"Suffer Unto Me" by Avenue F begins playing throughout the arena as the crowd falls silent. It seems they all are waiting to see how Alexander looks after his Pay Per View match with Zombie, and they all seem surprised when he looks....fine? Yes, fine. He stops to show the leg that was thought to have been bitten, and there are no bite marks, no damage, no nothing. It looks as if nothing ever happened. Alexander laughs at the crowd's astonishment before running in place. He gives out another laugh before walking down to the ring. He is handed a microphone before he rolls into the ring.

Alexander: "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you all expecting an injured man? That would be hard for me to do, considering I wasn't even in a match last week."

Again, the crowd seems confused by what Alexander is saying.

Alexander: "Don't you idiots understand? The only time I was in this ring with Zombie, was when he was attempting to give me back the title. I never faced him in the Main Event. Don't you all remember, I told Eunice that I would not fight in a match that involved Cannibalism. So, I lived up to my word, and I didn't compete."

Alexander looks at the audience before shaking his head in disdain.

Alexander: "Are you all freakin' kidding me? None of you could tell that it wasn't me in that match? Seriously? You thought my cousin was me!?"

At this, the crowd begins booing Alexander.

Alexander: "Oh, come on! I said I wasn't going to do it, so I paid my cousin a few hundred to go out there in my place. I do have to thank The Age of Pain, they tried to help him. But, due to me not participating in the match, I believe that I forfeit any claim I may have had on the title. Now, that means that I have to earn the contendership if I want to face Zombie again, which I do."

Alexander looks to the backstage.

Alexander: "So Eunice! Allister! Set me up against Jack Johnson, I'll knock him down a few pegs. Or, put me up against Shogun, who I would prefer. He keeps going on and on about how he's the best in the world and about how he's a God, and blah, blah, blah. If he was the best in the world, then I am sure he wouldn't have only held onto the title via a series of unfortunate events. I'm sure he would have won the title without assistance from a ruined rope. And I am sure that he would have held a few more World Titles."

Alexander stops for a moment in order to think. He taps the microphone against his chest while he does so, before bringing back up to his mouth.

Alexander: "Actually, screw the Primo Ultimo Championship. If Zombie is champion, that only means that Q will be stirring the pot along with the dead freak....and we'll have mountain upon mountain of child-killing drama. Like I said, screw that. I think I will go after a certain other title. A certain title held by a man I have already defeated. I'm thinking the Ligero Maximo title, held by Lucian Blackheart, will soon find a new home. What do you all think about that?"

Alexander is once again met with boos, but he takes them for an appalause, giving the crowd a few bows before dropping the microphone.

**Alexander Melchiott** Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:34 am

Just then, "Take Over" by Dale Oliver begins playing, interupting Alexander's self-pandering. Before long, Christopher Bain steps out onto the entrance ramp with a microphone in hand.

Christopher: "So you ran away from a fight? What kind of champion does that? At least your cousin went out and put on a show for these people."

The crowd begins cheering, as they agree with Bain.

Christopher: "But, since you are starting over, that puts you at the bottom of the ladder. I have never before been so happy to say that I am at the bottom of the ladder, too! So, since we are both at the bottom of the ladder, you have no reason to not accept that challenge I made to you so long ago."

Bain walks down to the ring and stops at ringside as Alexander picks up the microphone he dropped earlier.

Christopher: "So? Will you face me? The sooner you do, the sooner I stop bugging you all the time."

How's this look, Hunter?

How's this look, Hunter?

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